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My names Bradley Erkelens(Eggy) owner of Eggys Games and I’m an Indie Game Developer who’s been making games for over 10 years. I make games in Flash, Unity and for Mobile. I hope you enjoy my games.

Bradley Erkelens @EggysGames

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Yawn

Posted by EggysGames - April 11th, 2008


So like, tell me something interesting.


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I got four arms

:O quad jacking off

pie is good..

you speak truth

I'm attempting to breed a cow with a cockroach to create an invincable super cow that will survive nuclear warfare and provide milk for survivors.

Good luck, ill buy one

One time I threw a lime at the sun. The sun fell down into our back yard. Everything on Earth was dark and cold except our back yard, so I went there and tried to pick up the sun. It burned my arms and legs off, so I tried using tongs to pick it up instead. It was hard picking up tongs with my feet. The tongs melted into my toes. Then I decided to put on some shoes and simply kick the sun back up into the sky. I got a hole in my shoe, but it worked. Then I went to a hospital where I expected them to sew my hands back to my arms, but they put them on my forehead instead. I had to get a severe surgery to get them off my head. I ditched the hospital and went to a car parts store where they managed to put my hands back on my arms with gasoline. I thanked them, and went back home to throw more limes. Another one hit the sun, which fell in our back yard. I tried picking it up, but the gasoline and the fiery sun orb didn't mix well together, so the entire back yard exploded. In this explosion, an exact clone of the sun was created and it landed where the previous sun was in the sky. The first sun is currently in a shoebox near the top of my closet. My friends and I play soccer with it sometimes.

The story that I just posted doesn't even make sense.

i reckon

Double tap 'Z' or 'R' to do a barrel roll!

doesnt work :(

That's your job when you're using the front page, buddeh :)

I'm on my lunch break!

i got three legs

LIAR

a.) new creatures discovered under antarctica including giant sea spiders

b.) isopods

c.) there is a pregnant man now

well thats puzzling

I'M TUBI44 (that's interesting) :P :P :P

Not overly no

i went fishing and told off some ass whipe that stole my bait and lied about it so that was the high point of my day my buds movies, flat screen tv's and lcd moniter got ripped off and that made me sad =( but now im bored =/

what a bastard

my uncle's first name is vagina.

Holy crap mine too!

something intersting

no one likes a smart ass

i shot a duck and it bitched about it for days, so i had to pay its insurance fees inside the providence hospital. i was ordered to stay at least 300 feet off of his property, so i went and spent my child's milk money on a sniper rifle, and i was stationed 301 feet away from the ducks nest, and i shot the duck while he was driving in his car. it was a bloody scene, and i wasted 3 bullets, but the third bullet killed it. its brains blew all over the pond, and i ran, hoping the cops wouldn't find me and the murdered fowl. so i fled to Russia, to seek the holy grail, only to realize that Russia banned religion and had me thrown into a cell. i was locked in that treacherous hell-hole for 26 and 1/2 weeks. i planned my escape through the light tunnels on the ceiling, through the guards quarters, and out into the streets, but my plan failed. luckily they were notified that they had illegally imprisoned an American citizen, and they let me free, but only after they refused twice, and they lost a nuclear war. so there i was, in post-apocalyptic Russia, with no food, no shelter, and no companions. i searched for some means of travel to get me home, so i walked to Belgium, where i acquired a cheap helicopter, and i was able to fly across the Atlantic home. the airlines did not accept russian or american currency, so i had to ask my wife to whore herself out to them for the night. when i got home, i told my boy everything, but he diddnt listen.... he only wanted that milk money back...

and thats when the world exploded

the end :)

there, i hope thats interesting enough for you.

Wow, just wow.

You just got APRIME'D

OH SHIT SON

bricks are fun

Almost as fun as sand

Internet may be fucked reasonably soon in the UK.

Well I'm australian so I don't care, mwaaha

Omg, if your reading this then well done. You can read!

I CAN READ?! YES, YES *PUNCHS AIR WITH MARIO SOUND*

a few years ago, i was really, REALLY bored, and i was just standing in a hall in my house hitting my head against a wall. then a weird thought seized me, "what would happen if i hit my head against this wall as hard as i can?" so i whacked my head as hard as i could against the wall. i didn't get knocked unconscious, but was like stunned for like half a minute. had headache rest of night. unfortunately, this is a true story, would have been so much cooler if i'd passed out... oh well....

moral of story? be very careful that you do not do something idiotic when you're bored... EGGY! TRY NOT TO GIVE YOURSELF A CONCUSSION IN YOUR BOREDOM!

Tooo late

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