Eggy

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Eggy

Yawn

Posted by Eggy Apr. 11, 2008 @ 10:25 AM EDT

So like, tell me something interesting.

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19 Comments

Apr. 11, 2008 | 10:30 AM SBB says:

I got four arms

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:25 AM Eggy responds:

:O quad jacking off


Apr. 11, 2008 | 10:34 AM YK-Blaze says:

pie is good..

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:25 AM Eggy responds:

you speak truth


Apr. 11, 2008 | 10:57 AM JimGrim2 says:

I'm attempting to breed a cow with a cockroach to create an invincable super cow that will survive nuclear warfare and provide milk for survivors.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:25 AM Eggy responds:

Good luck, ill buy one


Apr. 11, 2008 | 11:07 AM JonBro says:

One time I threw a lime at the sun. The sun fell down into our back yard. Everything on Earth was dark and cold except our back yard, so I went there and tried to pick up the sun. It burned my arms and legs off, so I tried using tongs to pick it up instead. It was hard picking up tongs with my feet. The tongs melted into my toes. Then I decided to put on some shoes and simply kick the sun back up into the sky. I got a hole in my shoe, but it worked. Then I went to a hospital where I expected them to sew my hands back to my arms, but they put them on my forehead instead. I had to get a severe surgery to get them off my head. I ditched the hospital and went to a car parts store where they managed to put my hands back on my arms with gasoline. I thanked them, and went back home to throw more limes. Another one hit the sun, which fell in our back yard. I tried picking it up, but the gasoline and the fiery sun orb didn't mix well together, so the entire back yard exploded. In this explosion, an exact clone of the sun was created and it landed where the previous sun was in the sky. The first sun is currently in a shoebox near the top of my closet. My friends and I play soccer with it sometimes.


Apr. 11, 2008 | 11:08 AM JonBro says:

The story that I just posted doesn't even make sense.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:25 AM Eggy responds:

i reckon


Apr. 11, 2008 | 12:22 PM Reed says:

I was just about to write something really interesting but now I have to go so um

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:25 AM Eggy responds:

ill miss you


Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:00 PM Ttssattsr says:

Double tap 'Z' or 'R' to do a barrel roll!

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:24 AM Eggy responds:

doesnt work :(


Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:24 PM NegativeONE says:

That's your job when you're using the front page, buddeh :)

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:25 AM Eggy responds:

I'm on my lunch break!


Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:32 PM TheThingy5 says:

i got three legs

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:24 AM Eggy responds:

LIAR


Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:38 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

a.) new creatures discovered under antarctica including giant sea spiders

b.) isopods

c.) there is a pregnant man now

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:24 AM Eggy responds:

well thats puzzling


Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:56 PM tubi44 says:

I'M TUBI44 (that's interesting) :P :P :P

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:24 AM Eggy responds:

Not overly no


Apr. 11, 2008 | 10:02 PM SgtPepperClock says:

i went fishing and told off some ass whipe that stole my bait and lied about it so that was the high point of my day my buds movies, flat screen tv's and lcd moniter got ripped off and that made me sad =( but now im bored =/

Apr. 15, 2008 | 11:26 PM Eggy responds:

what a bastard


Apr. 12, 2008 | 4:36 AM Cambo says:

my uncle's first name is vagina.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:24 AM Eggy responds:

Holy crap mine too!


Apr. 13, 2008 | 4:53 PM ace210493 says:

something intersting

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:24 AM Eggy responds:

no one likes a smart ass


Apr. 14, 2008 | 4:14 PM dante224 says:

i shot a duck and it bitched about it for days, so i had to pay its insurance fees inside the providence hospital. i was ordered to stay at least 300 feet off of his property, so i went and spent my child's milk money on a sniper rifle, and i was stationed 301 feet away from the ducks nest, and i shot the duck while he was driving in his car. it was a bloody scene, and i wasted 3 bullets, but the third bullet killed it. its brains blew all over the pond, and i ran, hoping the cops wouldn't find me and the murdered fowl. so i fled to Russia, to seek the holy grail, only to realize that Russia banned religion and had me thrown into a cell. i was locked in that treacherous hell-hole for 26 and 1/2 weeks. i planned my escape through the light tunnels on the ceiling, through the guards quarters, and out into the streets, but my plan failed. luckily they were notified that they had illegally imprisoned an American citizen, and they let me free, but only after they refused twice, and they lost a nuclear war. so there i was, in post-apocalyptic Russia, with no food, no shelter, and no companions. i searched for some means of travel to get me home, so i walked to Belgium, where i acquired a cheap helicopter, and i was able to fly across the Atlantic home. the airlines did not accept russian or american currency, so i had to ask my wife to whore herself out to them for the night. when i got home, i told my boy everything, but he diddnt listen.... he only wanted that milk money back...

and thats when the world exploded

the end :)

there, i hope thats interesting enough for you.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:24 AM Eggy responds:

Wow, just wow.


Apr. 15, 2008 | 8:12 AM aprime says:

You just got APRIME'D

Apr. 15, 2008 | 11:26 PM Eggy responds:

OH SHIT SON


Apr. 16, 2008 | 8:20 AM ProjeX says:

bricks are fun

Apr. 16, 2008 | 8:48 AM Eggy responds:

Almost as fun as sand


Apr. 16, 2008 | 10:55 AM Oddler says:

Internet may be fucked reasonably soon in the UK.

Apr. 17, 2008 | 12:54 AM Eggy responds:

Well I'm australian so I don't care, mwaaha


Apr. 16, 2008 | 11:06 PM Ryan094 says:

Omg, if your reading this then well done. You can read!

Apr. 17, 2008 | 12:52 AM Eggy responds:

I CAN READ?! YES, YES *PUNCHS AIR WITH MARIO SOUND*

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